Ohio Wesleyan
a small liberal arts school known as owu (oh-woo). kids who get in have the impression that they can sail through, but the work is demanding and a lot of freshmen flunk out. the frat scene is very busy because there is nothing else to do in delaware, ohio. the students are smart and kind of preppy. it’s a place where you can get an excellent education even though a lot of people haven’t heard of it.
“ohio wesleyan? isn’t that near des moines?”
“um, no. it’s in ohio, not iowa you stupid east coaster.”
a small, private liberal arts college in central ohio. lots of preppies go there as well as a lot of smart kids who couldn’t get merit or financial aid from oberlin. good division iii sports and an active greek scene. a much better school than its national reputation.
“hey, i’m going to ohio wesleyan to study astrophysics. couldn’t believe they offer that as a major!+
a small liberal arts college located in central ohio. lots of asians, ugly girls, and fratsters. still, good education.
boy: ohio wesleyan? never heard of it
girl: omg they gave me $18,000
boy: don’t they give everyone that?
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