Oictur
a drunk person who cannot remember anything that has happened. this person may also be in the state where whatever you say to them they will believe.
sober person: hey jake hamdy you kissed daves mum and took her shirt off
oictur person (jake hamdy): wow kids no way i better say sorry
sober person: your in a real oictur state!!
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