O’klaharo
this is traditionally a male of irish decent who at some point lives in oklahoma this strange mixture of cultures gives birth to a person who wears anything from skin toned toms, to a k-m&go trucker hat, that laughs like a pretty girl making faces. also, they tend to be born with a sickness that can only be cured by shopping. a lot. especially at express (even though they occur in nature mostly male). some people have the habit of questioning the o’kaharo’s s-xuality, but it’s up to them to confirm that. speaking of their questionable s-xuality, o’klaharos almost always seem to have a special relationship with baby wetzys, a bromance of sorts.
popular occupation: singing boyscout (they really know how to “pitch a tent”…) 😉
weird quirks: has a strange fascination for asian blue b-lls , scarves and cardigans.
bri: cr-p! i can’t set up this freaking tent!
daniel: well ur stupid! just fly in an o’klaharo!
bri: ur right… what was i thinking?!?
-calls in an o’klaharo for help, he arrives shorty on his pink crotch rocket-
daniel: what’s that singing i hear?… and why are there scarves all over the place?
bri: oh that’s just the o’klaharo working. he has to take off his scarves for maximum tent pitching…
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