old school Chicago Italian


you know it when you see it.
peanut gallery: “look at that guy sitting in the old rickety lawn chair, wearing a v-neck undershirt, tan chinos, and sungl-sses, while reading the newspaper and smoking a stubby cigar. looks like he takes very good care of his vegetable garden, and his grandkids appear to respect the h-ll out of him. he’s old school chicago italian. oh, d-mn: his wife just handed him a deli sandwich from alpine imports and a can of old style! let’s get the h-ll out of here before he kicks our -sses!”

italian guy: “you steppa on my gr-ss, i breaka you face!”

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