Omaha Tease


refers to the wide variance in temperature during the months of february through april in omaha, nebraska, particularly in regard to the common pattern of a warm, sunny day followed by a bone-chilling sub-zero freeze fest
girl, i wore my shorts out today in the snow -what happened to the sunshine? dang that omaha tease!

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