OMJARD


stands for “oh my jard”. it’s a higher level of “oh my g-d”.

pr-nounciation: oh my jar duh (to emphasise the d syllable)

originally created by a high school girl in sydney and it was the most popular phrase in the school.
you need to put three fingers on the side of your forehead and lower them to your eyes level while saying “oh my jard”.
cc: i am the hottest girl in the world.
dl: omjard, are you serious? with all these pimples on your face looking like the surface of the moon?

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