On a Scale of 1-Fail
when a comment, idea or situation is so bad it requires a rating on a scale.
because scales and fails are srs bsness
“on a scale of 1-fail, i’m feeling your idea is all fail”
“on a scale of 1-fail steve, your comments on late-term abortions are pointing towards fail”
“after telling my friends i had important work to be doing and couldn’t come to some chicks b-day party at work, yet instead sat in my underwear sweating profusely until 3am pounding the -ss of a giant dragon with an extremely low chance of dropping some sort of epic item for my elf alter-ego
at this point i realised, on a scale of 1-fail.. my life was all fail”
“steve: oh god man, i sneezed so hard i think.. i think i shat my pants.
dave: i’m not even bringing the scale in on this one, gtfo steve, i don’t even know why we hang with you man”
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