one sided hookup
when your partner receives s-xual pleasure from you and doesn’t return the favor.
person 1: man, what happened last night?
person 2: i brought this girl home and did all kinds of stuff to her then she rolled over and went to bed!
person 1: she one sided hookuped you!!
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