One Way Ticket to Hell
what you say when someone (a half-friend, a leech, etc) is bothering you and keeps asking you to buy him something while you are in line at the fast food place.
guy (walking up to you in line): yo, buy me something!
you: i’ll buy you something alright…a one way ticket to h-ll
guy: i sincerely apologize. i will now serve my community and donate blood.
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