while doing something that makes sense then having something happen that makes no sense while doing the something that makes sense.
evan and lucas are playing mortal kombat. lucas uses noob’s x-ray evan’s johnny cage does a back flip to avoid being caught by noob’s shadow. noob’s shadow jumps and catches johnny. evan screams oogy. lucas says that this is an oogy moment for the ages.
word to go beyond “what a dumb piece of sh-t!”, “f-ckwad” and “dipsh-t”. the ultimate -sswipe… an -sswipe so nasty that an -sswipe wipes its -ss with it. so f-ck-ng gross that it can’t be destroyed and destroys everything it comes in contact with. very contagious. often -ssociated with nancy drews who react to uneasy […]
a tamoi is a unique,s-xy,lovable person with a bad att-tude i love sarah she’s such a tamoi. when she pretends not to care bad b-tch diva
- cranked off
mad or p-ss-d off holly martin was cranked off today at work
chinese unit of weight measurement. one catty is equaled to half of a kilogram. 1. the great sword weighed 40 catty(20kg), and was nearly impossible wield by normal people. 2. d-mn, that girl looks like she weighs at least 200 catty! 1) if one is being catty, they are being subtly or indirectly insulting. different […]
- spruce goosing
a s-xual act where a very large woman is on top of a man cowboy style with her arms out to her side and making airplane noises, while unable to receive any upward thrust. “nate went out spruce goosing again last night.”