OPEN-FACED COCK SAMMICH SMOTHERED IN UNDERWEAR
a perennial favorite amongst all “peter-puffers” and “pickle sniffers.” when they’re in the mood for asian cuisine, they opt for the ultra-chunky “chinese gay soup.”
stephan and david ordered the lunch special at the “b-ttlover’s bistro” —
the plat du jour was the open-faced c-ck sammich smothered in underwear.” after lunch, they returned to their suite, as stephan had a hankering for roughage and tossed david’s salad.
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