Operation Valkyrie
adolf hitler’s contigency plan to keep the nsdap in power, in the event germany was overrun by a uprising/ foreign force. the plan would be authorized by either hitler or the general of the heer (army) resrve, the plan would have all reserve soldiers and waffen/ ss troopers secure key parts to the reich’s leadership.
– colonel claus von stuffenberg, general olbricht, and the other july 20, 1944 (hitler -ssissination attempt) changed valkyrie to exclude the ss from the plan, therefor, they could use the heer to seize control of the government and stop the n-z- party (without them even knowing it) the plan, needless to say, failed and over 5,000 where executed.
operation valkyrie was a key part to the july 20th plot.
verb. to -j-c-l-t- you in her eye while yelling in german gibberish. the resulting ocular injury will result in the wearing of an eye patch similar to tom cruise’s in operation valkyrie – http://www.topnews.in/light/files/tom-cruise-valkyrie.jpg
tom: how did that date go last night?
ben: ausgezeichnet!
tom: what?
ben: let’s just say that operation valkyrie was in effect.
the pursuit of physical intimacy with the opposite s-x. the hunt for a worthy piece of poontang. in essence, penetration of the v-g-n-l area… by any means necessary!
mike: i really need to hook up with ______
pierre: so you’re telling me that operation valkyrie is in effect?
mike: indeed. operation valkyrie is in effect…
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