Oral Hershiser
when a person inserts a baseball into a man’s r-ct-m, then performs f-ll-t– on the man whilst he clinches on the baseball.
piazza’s r-ct-m looks like a babe ruth era catcher’s mitt these days! must be all those oral hershisers that keith hernandez gave him.
fishing out the log you just dropped from the toilet. find the nearest person and throw the sh-t like a 90 mph fastball. it’s only a strike if you hit the persons mouth.
i got so tired of this b-tch running her mouth. i had to shut it so i decided to give her a oral hershiser. strike!!!
when a female is giving you dome and somehow blows out her elbow like a major league pitcher.
q: why are you wearing a sling?
a: well i was giving this guy and oral hershiser the other day and i ended up needing tommy john surgery.
the act of being f-ll-t-d by a woman while standing (she’s on her knees), c-mming in her mouth, and pulling a quick 180 to then fire out a log into her c-m-filled orifice.
event form:
i’d been eating fiber bars all day to prepare for our oral hershiser.
verb form:
she gave me oral, then i spun around and hershised that b-tch.
the act of a girl (or guy, for all of you lance b-ss-type people) fellating a guy, and then having the guy defecating in the girl’s mouth. this is not to be confused with orel hershiser, a former mlb pitcher and current -n-lyst for espn.
man, sylvanta wanted me to just -rg-sm in her mouth, but i gave the oral hershiser instead.
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