organ grinder

a woman so stunning one is obligated to rub one out in her name.
that hayden panettiere is a real organ grinder.
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a perverted man riding a crowded subway train or city bus grinding his d-ck on unsuspecting travelers using the rhythm of the ride to get his rocks off.
the organ grinder behind me got off before i did and the rest of my train ride was uneventfull.
the act of f-cking one’s partner in the -ss after sprinkling sand on your d-ck.
we were having fun on the beach until it turned into an organ grinder.
a c-cksucker with braces
“hey man, what’s with those scars on your d-ck?”
“i ran into an organ grinder at a bar last week”
an effeminate and s-xually repulsive white male seen publicly with a simian indian gf. nearly all organ grinders have an ambiguous eunuch-like appearance which has caused them to continuously fail in social compet-tion for a beautiful or s-xy girl… until one day they accept their limitations and an aboriginal east indian gf.
these guys are commonly very weak-willed and have yet to outgrow the “mama’s boy” stage. thus, their need to be cared for by a female is so strong that they will mate with an anthropoid woman because it means having someone to cling onto.
i wish i had said something about steve’s low self-esteem issues earlier on because that could have prevented him from becoming an organ grinder by settling for priya.
a gay guy with a chipped tooth
after noticing the marks on his d-ck, he knew that guy was an organ grinder