the use of male -j-c-l-t- projected onto another persons mouth or eyes, causing them to stick shut .
she experienced some amazing organic welding last night when i blew my load in her eye and she coudln’t open them for 3 hours.
- kings buffet
three or more girls lined up naked, face down, -sses up. my girlfriend and her friends got so drunk that when i came back from a beer run, they had a king’s buffet ready for me in the living room.
- furter neck
when the back of your neck looks like a pack of frankfurters. you got furter neck. you know, when you tilt your head back, your neck looks like a pack of frankfurters.
someone who rejects normie culture by voluntarily attending physics lectures man i saw a fine -ss phypster at uta the other day!
- sharp as a sphere
someone who is not too sharp, smart, clever, or anywhere near brainiac status. gill: oh, i see you got your laces into your new shoes, kev. good job!! kev: it was no problem, gill. i remembered from last time. gill: you sure are as sharp as a sphere! kev: you bet i am! now help […]
- blood rocket
when a girl is on her period and suddenly sneezes and a giant blood rocket shoots out of her “god bless you, tina” “thanks. i’m on period so you know how that goes” “blood rockets suck! they just blow out of you!”