sharp as a sphere
someone who is not too sharp, smart, clever, or anywhere near brainiac status.
gill: oh, i see you got your laces into your new shoes, kev. good job!!
kev: it was no problem, gill. i remembered from last time.
gill: you sure are as sharp as a sphere!
kev: you bet i am! now help me tie my new shoes.
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