Osiris? He’s Dead.
“osiris? he’s dead.” is a joke/term comign from an inside joke between a few freinds in highschool. it was made to be taken as far as possible as an unexplainable joke made to be inserted into things that wouldn’t even go along with it, creating even more jokes after so.
it currently is not a very popular phrase among the internet, but it has still been introduced, lightly on hastags and other areas involving honey pie’s connections.
the term originated in 2013, when honey pie (who the user goes by on the internet) looked at his freind’s osiris (brand) shoes on the bus to his school, and said randomly “osiris? he’s dead.”
others on the bus immidiatly started laughing, and it became something to b-tt into any conversation he and his freinds coudl possivbly have throught the school day. eveentually, this term spread to this entire school, to the point where teachers would send kids out of cl-ss for saying it.
“person a: i got two tickets for a miley cyrus concert this sat-rday; you wanna come along?
person b: osiris? he’s dead.”
“person a: my dog died yesterday…
perosn b: well at least he gets to be like osiris, dead!
person a: how dare you insult my dog like that! i will kill you if you make another bl–dy osiris joke!
person b: you want me to be osiris, too?”
“person a: i have so many freinds!
person b: osiris doesn’t have any, because he’s dead.”
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