P.F.M.M.
an acronym for “please f-ck my mouth.”
sometimes a youthful female begins to speak, and regardless of the arrangement of their syllables or their intonation, it only sounds like “please . . . f-ck my mouth?” women who are unable to speak without propositioning men for oral s-x are found in all races, cl-sses, and geographic locations.
this phrase was initially coined after a conversation with a young college student who despite considerable education and vocabulary, struggled to convey any messages besides “please . . . f-ck my mouth?”
– hipster in a coffee shop: “i’ve never really been in a committed relationship. i just am trying to discover my own ident-ty without a man.”
translation : “p.f.m.m.”
– good girl gone bad: “i just had like 2 beers! i am soooooo wasted! i’ve never had anything to drink before! i think you should help me get back to my dorm!”
translation : “p.f.m.m.”
-crunchy environmentalist: did you know that menstrual pads are not biodegradable and can release toxins that harm our environment? that is why i sew my own pads out of baby blankets because it reduces the amount of waste in landfills, and oceans.
translation: “p.f.m.m.”
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