Pajamadist
one who follows the ideology of pajamadism, and would prefer to hug and cuddle a girl rather than have s-x with her.
girl: i appreciate the self-control you’re showing, but when are we going to make whoopie?
guy: oh, i’m more of a pajamadist, but if you want to do it, let’s do it!
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