palhares


when your girlfriend doesn’t let go of your p-n-s after you’ve -j-c-l-t-d after a handjob.

named in honor of mixed martial artist rousimar palhares, known for not immediately releasing a submission hold when after his opponent had tapped out.
dude, that girl totally palharesed me last night! i came but she didn’t let go!

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