pandeist


one who practices pandeism, to wit, one who believes the creator of our universe to have in fact become our universe and all within it, and who treats themself and all other life as aspects of such creator.
the path of the pandeist is set with conditional pacifism; avoid violence except to meet and defeat the use of violence against one self and against the innocent.
someone who believes in pandeism, but particularly a chick who will give you hot nonstop f-cking because she thinks g-d became the universe to experience hot nonstop f-cking.
dude, i’m dating a pandeist chick, it’s awesome! all we do is hot nonstop f-cking!

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