Pants Orgies
to have orgies in a large pair of pants. min. of 4 people.
number 1 rule: “just because my head isn’t in there, doesn’t mean you ignore me.”
number 2 rule: “no cabbage.”
number 3 rule: “bring your own booze.”
number 4 rule: “rules 2 and 3 were distractions. you’re now pregnant.”
number 5 rule: two people per pants leg until the pants come off then its a free for all.
pants orgies is serious sh-t. warning! if you do not have big enough pants do not attempt. but nothing wrong with making sure the pants are snug and tight.
do you really need one? pants orgies is pretty d-mn clear.
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