papa dick shock
the shock a young, prep-b-scent boy experiences when he sees his father’s p-n-s for the first time. “why is it so big and harry?” papa d-ck shock is a necessary rite of p-ssage for a young boy. optimal d-ck-shock ages: 5-9
rupert: oh my god kevin, you shoulda seen my dad’s w-nker the other day! it was huuge compared to my mike and ike, and there’a a forest around it!!
kevin: rupert, you dumb-ss, it took you this long to go through papa d-ck shock?
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