paperwork marriage
a marriage that is for the sole purpose of one or both of the partic-p-nts to gain benefits that would not be available outside of marriage to each other–quite often for immigration or health insurance purposes as opposed to marrying for love/l-st. very common in the military as unmarried soldiers are required to live in the barracks.
soldier 1: man, i hate living in the barracks.
soldier 2: if you got a paperwork marriage you wouldn’t have to live in the barracks. just keep your sh-t separate from hers and you’re gold.
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