Parking Lot Recycler


items the garbage truck won’t take, like tires, motor oil, hazardous materials are loaded into the car trunk, back of the mini van or pick-up truck, then driven to the parking lot of usually a big box retailer (caution must be used as video surveillance is being used to watch for this kind of activity) and then covertly deposited usually by a light pole. lean the tires against the pole, set the milk jugs of oil around the perimeter of the pole along with the cans of paint.
neighbor 1: the f-ckin’ garbage men won’t take those old tires off my deuce and a quarter.

neighbor 2: yea they don’t take none of that sh-t, you gotta roll by home depot and do the parking lot recycler!

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