PARKOUR PARKOUR
a term said by many (usually idiots) when they see a person practicing parkour, or when they themselves execute a maneuver that could, theoretically, be utilized in parkour. one possible origin is an episode of the office in which certain characters decide to create a video of themselves attempting to do parkour. at one point, one of them exclaims “hardcore parkour” just before attempting a complicated movement. it is not certain if those who use the term are making fun of it, or are, in fact, impressed. (the former is the more widely believed.)
note: avoid using this term at all costs, because the people practicing will give you a disgusted look and go somewhere else; it’s a big red flag saying “i’m a douchebag!”
parkour parkour!!!
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