the s-xiest, funniest, most amazing girl you’ll ever meet! a paryse is a friend worth keeping and a girlfriend worth f-cking. all in all, paryse is just amazing and better than the rest of y’all.
guy 1: dayummm is that paryse?
guy 2: dayummmm she fineeeeeeee
what the mother-f-cking h-ll what the mother f-cking h-ll, people?! constantine got voted off! what the mother f-cking h-ll wtmfh did donald trump mean when he tweeted that thing about chelsea clinton “holding a seat for her mother at the table?”
a really f-cking artistic person on instagram who goes by the name of kapika.chu and uploads tons of drawings of other cartoons and youtubers. (fanart) wow kapika is a really good artist
fear of some douche bag correcting your grammar via text. “did you hear that morgan got stabbed by johnny for correcting his grammar in a group text?” “yeah but that sk-nk had it coming, everyone knows that johnny suffers from smart-ssaphobia”
google it you f-cking idiot what is gr-ss giufi
- thats too deep
three words any and every creature with a sentient mind capable of self recognition in the form of pride, and a p-n-s wants to hear. tony and annie were getting hot and heavy one night on the couch, and she said…”oh god, that’s too deep!” tony simply smiled.