Pastime Paradise
origin; austin, tx
derived from every childs favorite pastime
1. when a person who is blackout drunk, or using narcotis heavily, or combination of many drugs unknowingly sh-ts themselves while p-ssed out or sleeping.
can also occur due to a devasting blow to the head in which victim goes unconscious
2. a great stevie wonder song from which coolio got the beat for gangsta’s paradise
example 1
im never drinking again, i woke up with sh-t snake(large unbroken terd)on my bed because i had a pastime pradise
example 2
last night i got so f-cked up that i had pastime paradise in my girlfriend’s bed and rolled around in my own feces
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