Paus promise
a type of promise that never gets fulfilled because someone is so busy that he/she either forgets about it or doesn’t get around to carrying it out.
“you didn’t email him? you said that you would take care of it yesterday.”
“sorry. i had three problem sets and a research meeting. i’ll take care of it tomorrow.”
“that’s a paus promise, ya big f-g.”
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