the act of a person; allergic to nuts; consuming said nuts. during their allergic reaction, the p-n-s of a male partic-p-nt is inserted with vigour into the contracting throat of the nut consumer until climax.
jess: “no, but i’m allergic to nuts”
joey: “come on baby, we’ll both enjoy a peanut pleasure”
(scr•ay•bled) getting high and also getting f-cked at the same time, occasionally mixed with being triggered and some vodka broooo we got so scrabled last night!! i’m so scrabled right now.
- goofy goober
someone who is a complete sp-cktard look at these goofy goobers anyone and everyone, we’re all goofy goobers. you may think you’re all sophisticated and cool and have nothing to do with “goofy gooberness” but on the inside you’re a kid and one of the many goofy goobers around the world. join your fellow goofy […]
someone who is stupid she is so alamamda
- b*tch snapping
using snapchat to b-tch about random life events. betty was b-tch snapping about her crazy relatives last night.
- infinity jerk
when two groups circle jerk while yelling at each other about circle jerking. dave and rob both complained on the internet about each others circle jerking and their conversation became a infinity jerk.