Peequilibrium
(noun) the state of needing to urinate as much and as often as you drink, with an immediacy that seems to increase with every sip; generally -ssociated with binge-drinking over a long period of time. see also: breaking the seal.
after six red hooks, three double jamesons, an unfortunate shot of patron and a fru-fru drink i finished while my date was in the bathroom, i have at last achieved peequilibrium. please escort me to the nearest hospital or detox center, thank you.
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