Pendulity


when you get a shot in your -ss, and one -ss-cheek puffs up and swings lower than the other.
the pendulity of my -ss is beyond compare. ouch.

Read Also:

  • Penguin Chat

    penguin chat is a old verison of club penguin. but f-cked up penguin chat

  • Shopkicking

    shopkicking involves using gps-enabled smartphone apps, such as shopkick, to check-in to stores and find and scan merchandise; users are rewarded with ‘kicks’ or points that can be used to purchase items. users get discounts and other rewards as well. to put is simply, shopkicking is mobile scavenger hunting, while you shop, that pays. “hey, […]

  • shorty five

    a nickname for a cop car. variations include but are not limited to: 1. shorty five in a skirt=unmarked police car 2. shorty five naked=not your normal police cruiser “yo dog, slow your roll, i peep a shorty five up ahead”

  • shorty got biscuit

    an exclamation by a colored person used to bring to the attention of his homies the -ss of a white b-tch that is unusually attractive. usually the last thing heard before being gang-raped. “yo, frank,” demarque exclaims while pointing with one hand and drawing the other near his mouth as if to guard a right […]

  • gumbette

    a female version of a gumby (someone with little or no co-ordination or common sense and lacks any talent or potential to do anything but f-ck everything up. – scotty). originally used to describe a particularly gumby punjabi girl called priya. priya we’ll never get this spit roast going with you being such a gumbette!


Disclaimer: Pendulity definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.