Penis theory
p-n-s theory is a catch phrase used when a male person does something, says something, or just behaves in a certain way that is attributable to nearly all men. these actions and behaviors are usually pointless, without significance, or increase stress or work and most females would never act this way. this phrase is most often used in a negative aspect by females in response to these frustrating behaviors exhibited by men.
my husband wont stop and ask directions: “p-n-s theory”.
the toilet seat is up: “p-n-s theory”
six trips to the grocery store due to lack of a list: “p-n-s theory”.
speeding up and p-ssing someone then slowing down in front of them thereby wasting gas and showing off: “p-n-s theory”.
constantly flipping tv channels: “p-n-s theory”.
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