penis to mass ratio
the way by which a man measures his level of fitness. if his body m-ss becomes too large he will not be able to see his p-n-s in which case he is overweight; however, if he is able to look down and see his p-n-s, everything is good.
situation 1:
wife: “you are putting on too much weight.”
husband:(looks down and sees p-n-s) “nope i’m good, my p-n-s to m-ss ratio is normal.”
situation 2:
doctor: you need to lose some weight if you want to stay healthy”
patient: “i thought so to, but i got a b-n-r this morning and my p-n-s to m-ss ratio seems fine.”
doctor: “what?”
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