Penistat


a p-n-s which can be used to accurately measure temperature.
“is it cold today?”

“let me go outside and check my p-n-stat.”
it’s a tattoo on your p-n-s.
yo jeff check out my p-n-stat! it’s a cross because i luv jezuz!

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