Penistralia


the planet where all p-n-ses originate from.
a planet worse than ur-n-s.
the planet is a creamy white color, the surface is really sticky (with small amounts of a red, bloodlike fluid).
a planet in which std’s are normal, everyone has hiv, aids, and genital herpes.
elton john: “i can’t wait to get to p-n-stralia because there’s gonna be a hugeee sausagefest there.
david furnish: “i thought my d-ck was enough for you!!”
elton john: “well i want d-cks everywhere, even in my underwear!”

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