penito
noun. a term of endearment describing the male external genitalia. the penito is of spanish and english origin, appearing in popular discourse in the late 2000s. the word is a combination of pene, meaning p-n-s in spanish, and -ito.
kevin put his penito in vivian’s holita
she grabbed him by his penito and walked him around the house.
the smallest designation of p-n-s size / length. similar to the “schlort”, the penito represents a laughably short size of the male anatomy.
“when she got his pants off, she laughed out loud at his small penito.”
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