pennington
synonym for “professional with large c-ck.” pennington’s are spread all over the world, causing controversy and jealousy. football quarterbacks, ceos, politicians, lawyers, and doctors all have known to have held this surname. what makes a pennington distinct from these other professionals is their uncommonly large c-cks. this frequently causes controversy as women cannot resist the combination of looks, power, charm, and pennington d. frequently, women have left their men in search of a pennington, but to no avail.
that pennington kicked my -ss, stole my girlfriend, and sued me.
pennington girls are the hottest girls around, they mostly get perved on and are very bright and cheerfull. they dilute situations and have a very calming affect. loved by all.
guy:omg man look at that girlshe is hott
friend: yh thats the pennington girl, you dnt have a chance
guy: shut up dude, i cn try…
refers to perfection in all realm of possibility. when referring to a male how ever it means he has a girly throwing arm. when referring to a female it means uncaning beauty, intelligence, generosity, and an unparalleled booty. calling some one a pennington refers to unwavering devotion to all those around them, including devil women.
d-mn girl you got a pennington booty!!
wow girl, you are so pennington i don’t know how you would get more amazing
dude, you throw that football like a pennington!!!!
the act of going from -ss to vag to mouth.
jim pennington pulled out of kati smith’s -ss, put his d-ck in her v-g-n-, then pulled out and proceeded to munch on the sh-t salad.
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