Peppermint Van Buren
a s-xual maneuver in which a woman grows out her sideburns until they are as large and bushy as those of former united states president martin van buren (fake sideburns are acceptable) and her s-xual partner uses these as handles while she performs oral s-x eating a peppermint candy.
jane: your d-ck is minty fresh.
paul: yeah, i gave that hairy b-tch denise a peppermint van buren last night.
glenn: martin van buren was a forgettable president.
walt: maybe so, but i’ll never forget the first time i got a peppermint van buren!
when you make a girl grow out her sideburns until they are the size of martin van buren’s, and then you use them as handles for when she sucks your d-ck while eating peppermint candy.
i gave that hairy b-tch a peppermint van buren that would make ambrose burnside proud as pie.
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