pequannock

a township of two distinct towns pequannock and pompton plains, pequannock being the slightly more ghetto of the two. a bunch of upper-middle cl-ss white kids with nothing to do except drink and go to the diner. a place where everyone knows everything about everyone else.
“there’s nothing to do i can’t wait to get the h-ll out of pequannock”
a low cl-ss, town full of dumb-ss hicks that drink and party all day, while managing to get caught everytime. sucks at every sport and is a poor excuse for a town. don’t ever move here.
if you want to meet some white trash, pequannocks right here.
hey. f-ck you. anyway, as a girl here in town, i know we party rock hard and have fun all day. but as much as we party we study.. and ya, we pee on slides and set playgrounds afire, but i did say we were ghetto. deal with it. and, if your not form pequannock and reading this, you know we are better than you. and we hate jersey sh-r-. we hope snooki falls in a hole, catches on fire while pregnant ( you know she is with those fat flabs) and dies a slow painful death. and poufs are fugly! but we are fun. and s-xy. yea, we are better than you, so f-ck you. and if you visit friendly’s at 3 on a friday, you shall be visited by the cooler, smarter, s-xier, more popular half of the 7th grade. if you go to the back the middle school, you will be confronted by ” in love ” 8th graders making out. to find the 6th graders, you must stalk them to their houses and find them studying in their room, hopeless and lonley. to find highschoolers, go to the highschool. thye stay for like an hour, becuase they either love school, or are they are such hot sh-t by chilling with their teachers. our homes are big. we got home gyms and sh-t. we aint poor, we aint dead either. so love us. we have fun. panter rule, and everyone goes to games. even if people get beat under the bleachers. or you may find a mix of children making out under the bleachers. interupting them is more fun than people getting beaten. so that sums up pequannock. if you have questions, f-ck you. what else could you wanna know?
wow, dem girls from pequannock are some hot sh-t.
small upper-middle cl-ss suburban town located in morris county new jersey, the third richest county in the us. home to the best bagels in america(kc) and the best pizza in america (v and j’s)…also the birthplace of derek jeter. made up of two towns pompton plains/pequannock…pequannock being the slightly more ghetto of the 2 as said in the other entry. the only common interests amongst the kids in the town are drinking and partying. unfortunately due to the lack of maturity throughout the d-cks who show up to the parties, fights always break out which then result in the cops showing up and before you know it the parties over. but thats ok because some kick -ss parties are still thrown any way.(the best new years party…matt …congrats on that awesome party) pequannock is also the us’ capital of drama! (could deff. do with out that but it keeps the town alive)pequannock/pompton plains is place where diners, quick check, and where ever the parties at is always the cool place to be. (all of the sc-m bags chill at cvs where they act like the run sh-t when in reality no one could give two sh-ts about them) the whole town is about 3 miles long. if you manage to get lost in pequannock, you are a moron. the town consists of 3 public elementary schools, 1 middle school, and one high school with about 850 kids in it. if you live in pequannock or pompton plains. you learn to hate depaul, montville, and caldwell. if you live in pequannock and attend depaul, you are an -ss. the worst part about pequannock is the albanians. there the most hated of all right above the cops. we don’t know when or how, but in the year 2007….the albies infiltrated our town and ever since we have had a new group to hate. the town in total is about 96 % white, 3 % albanian, and 1 % other… the one thing about the town though is that tradition has and always will remain. the town is full of the pride in being panthers, will always be willing to defend the panther name, and we will always be better than you..(especially our little league all star teams) bottom line is pequannock is the sh-t.
pequannock rules
a small but fun town with many friendly people in it. it is easy to get around and not get lost. unlike wayne, which is a huge town where all the people care deeply about money and cheat in every sport they play. anyway, pequannock is not exactly exciting but a lot happens that makes it interesting.
pequannock is the best town in the whole world.