when a girl licks your b*lls and you get goose b*mps from it.
daym, that girl last night gave me permyb*lls
- dinner bang
quick casual s*x. leslie and i aren’t serious. she just occasionally stops by my place for a dinner bang!
- tom mulcair
a strange orange-skinned alien from mars. greetings earthlings! my name is tom mulcair.
- got dem carps
possessing an uncanny ability to bed the opposite s*x, despite appearance, wealth, or social standing. reasons for this range from the unknown to large amounts of cocaine. ol’ fred is ugly as sh*t but he gets all the ladies. aye, he got dem carps doe.
when the male submissive species of the catfish tinder family branches out and creates a new single organic specie… his ultimate goal, to raise a family of schnauzers and cook a potjie in his snood – look up glucks, gluckman for a reference the gatfish was trolling on tinder and found a worthy fish… he […]