Got Dem Carps

possessing an uncanny ability to bed the opposite s-x, despite appearance, wealth, or social standing. reasons for this range from the unknown to large amounts of cocaine.
ol’ fred is ugly as sh-t but he gets all the ladies.

aye, he got dem carps doe.

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