Personality Glasses
personality gl-sses are gl-sses that a person doesn’t actually need, but wears anyway because they think the gl-sses make them look cooler or smarter.
personality gl-sses are usually either thin and stylish to make the wearer look cl-ssy, or are way too thick and out there in order to make the wearer seem edgy and interesting.
example one:
person 1: wow, those are such cute gl-sses! i wonder where she got them.
person 2: she doesn’t actually need those.
person 1: ohhh, they’re personality gl-sses.
example two:
person 1: look at that tool, those are obviously personality gl-sses.
person 2: yeah, you can tell by the way they don’t actually have gl-ss.
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