a figure of speech to ill*strate when a person takes one viewpoint with one audience, but will take the opposite viewpoint with another in efforts to be liked or create harmony.
-that politician is petting both sides of the cat.
-when your mom shares pro-trump facebook posts, but at dinner claims to believe he’s a racist you would be correct to say: “mom, you are petting both sides of the cat.”
- smake a smake
to smoke a cigarette hey bro wanna smake a smake
- breakup shave
when your girl dumps you and you cut off your manhood (not your p*ss/f*ck one, your face one) “hey man, emily broke up with me i think it’s time for a breakup shave”
- n*z* snowflake machine
a distasteful way of saying incinerator. jim: how do you think we should deal with terrorists? me: i think we should line them up in front of a n*z* snowflake machine and shove them in. jim: so they can all finally feel special? me: yep
very ghetto that is supremely n*gg*terovity sir