an unknown raider who eats food without purchasing the item. has never been seen but evidence of open or half eaten food packages can be found in virtually any supermarket/store. often leaving food in an unrelated area.
employee 1: why is there an open package of oreos in the electronics section?
employee 2: the phantom snacker strikes again.
when you are so obsessed with donald trump winning the presidency that you come up with puns involving his name oh, so you ran out of trumpfinitions! now we can get on with our lives.
blarc – behaving like a rich c*nt they were blarcing drinking champagne on their super yacht
- jake abbott
the best guy on the planet, super hot and handsome, extremely generous, caring and is the biggest sweetheart you’ll ever find, he may not look like it at first but if you get to know him you’ll find out that jake is the best friend you could ask for a freind from heaven, he will […]
ugly and weird and not a good friend and no one knows if it is a human being uh that is so maelynn