Phantom Someone


to c-m surprise a p-ssed off girlfriend
i was having -n-l s-x with my girlfriend last week and she was being a b-tch earlier so i pretended that i came,spat on her back and when she turned around i blew a load all over her face. that’s how you phantom someone.

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