Philly Neck Message
the act of strangling the sh-t out of someone for being a douche bag, owing you money or f-cking your best friend. aka: the mayweather rent collector.
man, that b-tch at the club thew a drink in my face so i had to give her the old philly neck message to calm her -ss down.
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