Philosostoner


a stoner who likes to talk about philosophical meanings while high. typically is frowned upon during group activities while high.
jake: “dude, john that tree is not just a tree that tree has been birthed by the seeds of another tree and has been granted life and in return will grant us air.”

john: “jake your being a philosostoner again.”

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