phwnage


when you physically or psychologically own the h-ll out of someone with a telephone. this can be accomplished many ways, you could:

1. beat the h-ll out of someone with a phone
2. hit somone in the nuts with a phone
3. drunk dial someone important to you and p-ss them off
4. prank call somone
5. etc.

yeah, the other day i prank called mike and said i was the cops, he was p-ssing his pants, then afterwards i threw my cell phone at him and drilled him in the nuts. that was complete phwnage.
(fone-age) v. the act of pwning somebody over the telephone.
– dring dring –
tom:h-llo?
chris:you remind me of gay!
– hangs up –
chris:omg phwnage!!

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