Piers Morganing
1. the rubbing of the b-ttocks against another pair of b-ttocks, particularly in a public venue, such as a park or heath.
– he was morganing last night again.
– what piers morganing? where?
– in the park. with a policeman. the dirty perv.
2. sitting down on the ground and then propelling oneself forward with the hands, in a similar manner to a dog attempting to clean its -n-s.
3. the licking of celebrity bottoms, particularly low cl-ss ‘d list’ types, ex big brother contentants, minor actors, politicians and chefs.
– he was piersmorganing shia lebouf last night, all night. the dirty perv.
4. the blatant telling of lies – in either a diary or newpaper.
– he can’t help piersmorganing, he’s never told the truth in his life. the lying git.
5. the pretence of possessing enough talent to judge others
– he’s no talent show judge, he’s only piersmorganing.
6. the self delusion that makes the skin sweat cold.
– i can’t look at him anymore, not since he started piersmorganing again. gold help me!
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